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"Like you I was" Dodo Bird ExSTINKtion Sew-on Patch.  Available on AnimalCult.com

  The craft cave spindles of sensual spinning & medieval tangles.

 

So many variables when learning a new medium. Stich length, density, pattern, thread weight, material, stabilizers, tear aways, wash aways, color combos, etc. Over compensation will getcha half the time but sometimes going half way won't be enough. Be patient precious grasshoppers the tree of knowledge fruits in all seasons. Really diggin this new beast.

 

Repeating the same pattern on a big hoop can save ya some sweet time. If you are doing multiple color changes you can organize the first color at top of stitch list, do the same for each pattern so it will jump around and get that all done first to minimize amount of color changes.  

 We all know Avocado is like luscious green gold. The glory of anything it lays seductively on top of ready to be the cream dream of the veg supreme. 

All hail the CADO.  

                                             

Hand silk screened Animal Cult Devils handshake canvas patch. 

Artwork by Dave Richardson @electrictomb

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Unity Vibration Kombucha Beer

One of the most scrumptious tingley & tangy beers my mouth has ever had the pleasure of encountering. Thank you Unity Vibration Kombucha Beer. You the realest.

Fuckin Fish Free Vegan Sushi Recipe

INGREDIENTS 

*CAULIFLOWER

*LEMONS

*AVOCADO

*TRADER JOES VEGAN CREAM CHEESE

*TEMPEH

*MANGO

*PURPLE CABBAGE

*PANKO CRUMBS

*GINGER

*SOY SAUCE

*SESAME OIL

*SOY PAPERS OR SEAWEED 
*STICKY SUSHI RICE
*RICE VINEGAR

1.USE SESAME OIL TO SAUTEE TEMPEH
2. START SUSHI RICE ( YOU JUST ADD SUGAR AND VINEGAR BASICALLY BUT YOU CAN LOOK THAT UP. I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS.)
3. ROAST CUT UP CAULIFLOWER WITH OLIVE OIL, ALMOND MEAL, SALT AND PEPPER. (I LIKE MY SLICES SMALL )I ROAST AROUND 350 DEGREES 
4. CHOP PURPLE CABBAGE AND GET IT WET WITH RICE VINEGAR, LEAVE IN BOWL TO SOAK AND GET SOUR AND TASTY
5.THIN SLICE LEMONS WITH RIND AND ALL. SHIT IS LIKE THE MAGIC INGREDIENT YOU GUYS. BRINGS HOME THE FRESHNESS.
6. SLICE MANGOS AND AVOCADOS. PUT ON PLATE WITH LEMON TO SAVE TABLE SPACE.
7. MASH UP ALREADY SUCCULENTLY ROASTED CAULIFLOWER WITH TRADER JOES VEGAN CREAM CHEESE, CILANTRO, AND SRIRACHA 
8. BRING THAT MARVELOUS MASHYNESS BOWL TO THE TABLE.
9. PUT RICE IN BOWL AND SET ON TABLE WITH THE REST OF THE FISHLESS INGREDIENTS.
10. I'M NOT ONE FOR WASABI BUT I'LL EAT A GRIP OF GINGER. SO SET OUT YOUR GINGER, SMALL DIP DISHES FILLED WITH SOY SAUCE, AND YOUR SRIRACHA BOTTLE.
11. POUR PANKO CRUMBS INTO DISH FOR SPRINKLING
12. GET YOUR RICE PAPER AND PUT ALL THE GOODIES IN THE SQUARE DIAGONALLY AND ROLL IT UP JUST LIKE, WELL YALL KNOW HOW TO ROLL YA GREENS.
13. GRUB AND CHAT AND NOURISH YOUR WONDERFUL BODS THAT DO SO MUCH FOR YOU EVERY SECOND AND DON'T GET NEAR THE APPRECIATION THEY DESERVE.
14. IF YA FEELIN MAD SUSHI SKILLED AT THIS TIME YOU CAN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A SLICED ROLL. YOU NEED THAT STRAW MAT THING AND PLASTIC WRAP AND SHIT. IT'S A BIT MORE TIME CONSUMING, BUT FUN TO TRY.

CRUELTY FREE,

RIDICULOUSLY TASTY.

KEEP BEING KICKASS WONDERFUL HUMANS. EVERYTHING HAS AN EFFECT ON SOMETHING. HOW RAD TO MAKE YOURS A POSITIVE ONE.